Uhh By Da Way March 31, 2008

Luke has come up with his own version of the English language. He is going to teach us a new language instead of conforming to the same language we all fluently speak. His new sentence he says is, “Uh, by da way.” Translations: The Insy Weensy Spider or just spider also works for this. Everyday we are starting to hear words out of his babbling we are so excited and then soon discover the word that we all know in English that is is saying really means some totally different. I think this fits his personality to a T. Luke is obsessed with putting his finger in his nose.  I thought I was a clever Mom and said, Luke don’t put your fingers in your nose or a spider will bite your finger.”  Luke now he is searching for a, “by da way,” up his nose. He runs around saying, “by da way, by da way,” while shoving his finger so high in his nose that he makes it bleed. That was a very BAD Mommy move. Then this evening at a wonderful family dinner where 2 of the 3 children had already had time outs.  Adam asks Russ, “where does Ham comes from.” Russ so eloquently says at our dinner table, “A pigs butt.” Guess what new words little Luke starts chanting? Yes, you got it, “Pigs Butt, Pigs Butt.” I don’t let the children say butt I would rather they say bottom or bum. Now here at my wonderful family dinner all I can hear is the chiming of Pigs Butt. (This is when being the only girl in the family is very apparent.)  My sweet dear husband has found a new way to completely embarrass his wife. Because you know tomorrow out in public my little Luke will show off his new words. Oh you just got to love this!!!